Workers at the House of Mouse Rally! Say Happiest Place on Earth Isn't Paying Enough

"MAGIC DOESN'T PAY THE BILLS!" — Disney workers demanded a bigger slice of cheddar cheese from the woke House of Mouse last Wednesday in a rally near Disney World in Kissimmee, Florida. Workers chanted “I work, I sweat, put a raise on my check,” and carried signs saying "No Magic Without Me" and "Magic Doesn't Pay the Bills." Workers say they are struggling to keep up with increased living expenses and demand "a fair wage."