Vice President Kamala Harris certified her emphatic loss to President-elect Donald Trump on Jan. 6, formally ending a whirlwind election cycle that saw Harris succeed President Biden mid-race, raise a whopping $1 billion in fewer than twelve weeks — yet ultimately flop in all seven vital swing states. In a moment of cruel irony, Harris was addressed as “Madam President” during a joint session of Congress — as a nod to her status as president of the Senate, rather than any electoral success.